Thursday, 15 October 2015

BEN CARSON LOSES BRAIN SURGION LICENSE

U.S presidential candidate Ben Carson has been revoked of his Medical license by The Medical Board.He will no longer be allowed to operate as a
brain surgeon any where in the United state.

The Medical Board says Ben Carson's mental and intellectual challenges was questionable, thereby making him unfit to practice.

The Medical Board in a statement said "We have been increasingly concerned about the gibberish emanating from Mr. Carson's cerebrum. We cite by way of example his belief that the holocaust could have been prevented by armed German citizens, that straight people go into prison and come out gay, and that Obamacare is the worse thing to happen to the country since slavery.
We are therefore suspending his medical license in any state where he is qualified to practice. And should he choose to come out of retirement and re-apply for credentials, we will not allow him to operate on people's cerebrums, or indeed cerebullums, limbic systems and brain stems, until he can demonstrate that his own are in fully working order."



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