Monday, 3 July 2017

CRIME AND PUNISHMENT GET CLASS MY PEOPLE



A special advice for the Nigerian commoner, please stick to eating your garri and kulikuli and flee from all sorts of crime as far as possible because you are just the
scapegoat the law enforcers are looking for. If you are nursing an attempt at any crime, please desist, don’t even compare yourself with Evans, if you do, sorry is your case. Evans will soon be set free just like Bukola Saraki got acquitted of all allegations. Expect a big thanks giving service from him soon at one of the cathedrals, you may even go there for a free lunch but don’t follow his lead. You remember Chief Bode George, even former president OBJ attended the impressive service after his release.  
Do not give yourself the false impression that crime is for a commoner like you. White collar and corporate criminals may get away with it (of course they do get acquittals), an act of minor deviance by someone of your class and social strata will never ever go unpunished. Don’t say I did not warn you. The experience will never be funny; in fact you will only recall it from your stinking cell in Kirikiri.
The Nigerian social system is based on the philosophy of ‘more for the powerful’ where the man in high place gets more privileges; the rich get richer why the commoner sink lower to the abyss of poverty and misery, staying at the receiving end of all kinds of societal ills. But don’t give up, there is light at the end of the tunnel.
The big shot may eat elaborate meal on an ornate dining table, please sip your garri with pride, and swallow your fufu and ogbono with dignity. My brother truth is, there is no nobility in crime. Some may glow in crime let them continue, remember one of the cantos in Dante’s Inferno, in the 9th  ring of hell there are slots for liars, greedy fellows, crooked politicos, war mongers and haters. Even there is a special place for those who do not expose criminals. Do you know what this means?

You and I have a role of exposing these greedy fellows who never stop plowing Nigeria like an overused farmland. Your biggest crime is that you ignore what is happening to Nigeria, by believing that you are innocent. Virgil told Dante in his odyssey in hell, “The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis”. Just like they already have places, you also have a slot for doing nothing.  A word is enough for the wise.  We go talk later, Kabisa!

By Acheme Ramson

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